Here is a silly little story.
My boyfriend and I were playing the board game LIFE the other day. I hadn't played it in decades. Do you know this game? I thought it was really fun when I was kid. Now it's not as fascinating lol. Basically, you spin a wheel and move around the board collecting your salary, paying your taxes, and running into both rewards and accidents that either give you money or require you to pay. Like I said, I found it more interesting when I was a kid. Now it's just too much like, well, life. Ha!
Everyone in the game must have a job for their salary and every player must get married.
Not every player will have kids. That depends on whether or not you land on a space that says you have a son, daughter, or twins. If you do land on one of those spaces, every opponent must pay you a $1,000 (double that if it's twins). It's like a required baby gift or a mandatory baby shower attendance. Or, maybe it is simulating paying taxes for public education (something I'll never complain about in real life, I want my community educated).
My boyfriend landed on three of those spaces and had a son, a daughter, and then twins.
I did not land on any of those spaces. Even when playing a board game I don't have kids.
The funny part to me? I won! At the end of the game, he had all those kids and no money and I had no kids and all the money. Hahahaha.
Now if only that were true in real life!! Where's all my money, Universe?? 😂😂
That's funny! And what's better is that you can laugh about it.
ReplyDeleteDear Phoenix, I am happy that you can write about this with humor now :-). I am sure it would have been a bit different a few years ago. Much love from rainy Switzerland!
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ReplyDeleteExactly! I agree. I've been reading through my old posts to add labels to them, and I don't think I would have found this funny just a couple of years ago... I will add another label to this post: Progress in Recovery. :)
ReplyDeleteHaaaaa haha! That's amazing: "The funny part to me? I won! At the end of the game, he had all those kids and no money and I had no kids and all the money. Hahahaha." Oh Game of Life, you prankster. Glad you can laugh about it too.
ReplyDeleteMe too. <3 Because it seriously cracked me up :)
DeleteI'm thankful for grief work and progress in recovery.
OMG, we used to play this all the time when I was a kid... haven't done so in years, though! We'd all try to get as many kids as we could because then you'd collect presents/money! lol I guess things haven't changed for some people in that regard...! I'm glad you wound up with the fatter bank account in the end, though! ;)
ReplyDeleteYes! I remember playing as a kid and my friends and I always wanted allll the kids. I remember just wanting to fill my car up with pink and blue pegs. There wasn't really any reasoning behind it lol.
DeleteSo hilarious! I wrote about this very game in 2009 (!!!) and my experience turned out to be just like yours. You might get a kick out of it: https://www.coming2terms.com/2009/11/29/the-game-of-life/
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! Hahaha. The same thing happened to you playing that board game! Thank you for sharing the link to your post. I'm not alone, in more ways than one! :)
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